Never drop something in a revolving door

Never Drop something in a Revolving Door... because as you bend over to pick it up, the door kicks you in the ass, which launches you forward and allows your forhead head to be thrust into the door in front of you... HARD! LOL
... true story. It happened to me once. ...like, yesterday!


Luckily no one was around to witness it... well, no one to my knowledge. I am sure someone got a chuckle out of my embarassment!
Good times. ;)
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