Never drop something in a revolving door

Never Drop something in a Revolving Door... because as you bend over to pick it up, the door kicks you in the ass, which launches you forward and allows your forhead head to be thrust into the door in front of you... HARD! LOL
... true story. It happened to me once. ...like, yesterday!


Luckily no one was around to witness it... well, no one to my knowledge. I am sure someone got a chuckle out of my embarassment!
Good times. ;)
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How to NOT pop-a-Wheelie on a Mountain Bike

I don't think Collin read this before he attempted his first (and ONLY) wheelie on his new mountain bike tonight.
This literally happened 1 minute out of the store.


It happened so fast... he lifted his front tire, and immediately realized he had pulled up to hard! His back tire went completely around... with his hands still holding the handlebars and his feet still firmly clipped into his pedals *WHAM*, he hit his back real f*cking hard on the cement!!! I thought he might be paralyzed! (Seriously, I've never seen him in pain like that!) After the inital shock and me getting a bit upset, I was pissed at him!




Why don't guys ever grow up? Instead they think and act like they are 13 years old all the time???

Men! *rolls eyes* I'll never understand them!
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