GIGANTIC CANDY!

(Large version in my hand, original size on the counter)

OK... what the hell are THEY trying to do to me? Didn't someone tell them I LOVE Rockets??? Why, then, did they find it necessary to create a GIGANTOR version of the tiny Halloween Sized treats??? Seriously, why? And WHY NOW??? My nutrition plan DOES NOT allow for me to fully enjoy these tastey buggers anymore, but THANK GOD for FREE days! (Like TODAY! :)
YAY! Candy Heaven!
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Sugar Bugs!

The other day (Friday of last week) I was trying out a new mouse on my work computer... I had to get down near the back of my desk to plug it in... well, when I got down under my desk, I noticed a candy that I must have dropped who knows when. (FYI it was a Malteser type of Easter egg candy) It looked like all the chocolate had been melted off (I assumed from the heat that the computer tower was throwing.) So, I went and picked it up... just as I did that, I noticed the pile of chocolate bits start to move!!!!
OMG, there are bugs eating this candy! Then I looked at the little piece of malt that I had in my hand, and it had what looked like tiny maggots in it also!
GRRROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I threw the candy on the floor and proceeded to freak out! LOL EWWWW.... my office has *Sugar BUGS* in it now!
I have since thrown out all the malted easter egg candies I had stashed in my cupboard... I mean, all I can think of when I see them now are *Sugar Bugs*!!! ... and with that, I think I've cured my *Sweet Tooth*!!!!