teenage boys... ya can't live with 'em!!!

I was riding my bike tonight, up and down Edworthy park. I was on my last grueling uphill climb (up the paved road) when I encountered a group of boys ranging in age from 13 to 18. I barely looked at them... just minded my own business and kept riding.
As I pass them, one of the boys commented that I had a nice bike. (Hmmp. Thanks kid.) Then, as I'm trailing away I hear the little 13 year old making snide comments about me.
"Ride faster!", "You're not going to make it to the top!", and the one coment that broke the camels back... "work that fat off your arse!"
I'm getting name called by a 13 year old??? Does he realize who he's dealing with? OBVIOUSLY not!
I was THIS close to turning around to have a "confrontation" with the little b*stard... but something in me head told me to just finish my ride. So I did... Not even 5 blocks away from that incident, I encounter a light that I have to stop for. While waiting for the walk sign, I get whistled at by some young dude in his sports car.

Apparently I look FAT to teenaged kids, and PHAT to older guys. LOL

No wonder teenaged girls have self esteem issues, they are dealing with teenaged boys all the time! Ugh... I'm glad those years are over!